It was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new schoolIt was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.
She replied, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d The teacher said, \u201cHoney I don\u2019t think that\u2019s your name. You need to go to the principal\u2019s office and get this straightened out.\u201d So she went to the principal\u2019s office and he asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d And the little girl said, \u201cHappy Butt.The principal called the girl\u2019s mother to get this straightened out once and for all. After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, \u201cHoney, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.\u201d Grinning from ear to ear, the girl then exclaimed, \u201cGlad Ass, Happy Butt, what\u2019s the difference?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One day in a language school in Australia.
Teacher: \u201cAll right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kukoya: \u201cEarly this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.\u201dREAD MORE BELOW<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new schoolIt was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.She … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3549,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3548"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3550,"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3548\/revisions\/3550"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfreshnewss.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}